Nothing about this looks anything but fictional to me. He’s been a cop in New Orleans for 20 years? Ok! And you can prove it with clips? Ok!
Unfortunately, we all know what Steven Segal looked like 20 years ago, and it was not a fat doof with a mullet. That is what he looks like now. So, these are not clips from the past 20 years. “But, the photo of him being sworn in is in black and white! It’s obviously very old!” NO! Check the mullet. The mullet won’t lie.
Still, I will watch this. Everyone will. It will win a Tony. They’ll make a special Tony for it. “Best televised musical without music starring Steven Segal as a real pretend cop with a mullet.”
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